Posted in Uncategorized on February 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Another excellent question from Yahoo Answers. My response:
He came to earth illegally, and looking for a job saving humanity that could be done by an EARTH superhero who is now out of a job!!! I say deport him back to Krypton.
Then again, look at the people who COULD save the world but don’t… maybe he’s [...]
Posted in Top 10 Lists on February 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
1. Because the voices told me to polish the guns and get ready for Armageddon.
2. Because Timmy won’t let me take off the gag and zipper mask until I do HIS homework first.
3. Because they’d kick me out of my street gang.
4. Because the warden would just take the pen away from me and I’d no longer [...]
Posted in Top 10 Lists on February 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
1. Their reward might be in heaven, but they’re still hoping for pole position now that Dale Jr.’s out of the running.
2. Do unto others… then hit the exit ramp.
3. You see all the people next to them smacking their dashboards and shouting “Jesus &(%$ Christ!”? It’s working. Looking at all the people calling on [...]
Posted in Top 10 Lists on February 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Again, from Yahoo Answers.
1. Foreigner’s “Feels Like the First Time”.
2. Reba McIntyre’s “When Whoever’s In New England’s through with You”
3. J. Geils Band’s “Love Stinks”
4. Nazareth’s “Love Hurts”
5. Alice Cooper’s “Welcome to My Nightmare”
6. Guns ‘n’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle”
7. Dr. Hook’s “She was Only Sixteen”
8. Van Halen’s “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love”
9. Queen’s “Fat [...]
Posted in Top 10 Lists on February 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Another one that appeared on Yahoo Answers.
1. To get to the other side?
2. Because unknown to Speed Racer, her campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, was ‘Racer X’.
3. Patti’s chants of “Yes, We Can, Yes We Can” were not as motivating with her supporters as she thought they would be.
4. Because Doyle kept starting at a picture [...]
Posted in Top 10 Lists on February 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This one appeared on Yahoo Answers.
1. He’s storing nuts for the winter. So far he has only collected Ron Paul.
2. They’re swollen from kissing so much conservative a**.
3. Because talking out both sides of his mouth at the same time hurts his jaw muscles.
4. Because “fat-jowled men make the rockin’ world go ’round.”
5. Because it’s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hopefully pictures to come. These are all real.
Location: Dallas, TX, US 75 just south of I-635. A casket store right next to “Boxes toGo”.
Location: Dallas, TX, formerly near Keller Springs and Preston (both stores have moved). A Planned Parenthood right next to a Thai restaurant called “Bangkok Inn”.
Location: Plano, TX — Plano Bird Hospital, right [...]
