Top 10 list: Why is it that people with “Jesus Fish” on their cars drive like idiots?

1.  Their reward might be in heaven, but they’re still hoping for pole position now that Dale Jr.’s out of the running.
2.  Do unto others… then hit the exit ramp.
3.  You see all the people next to them smacking their dashboards and shouting “Jesus &(%$ Christ!”?  It’s working.  Looking at all the people calling on the Lord in their time of need.
4.  Because if they acted like that on the bus, they’d be walking.
5.  They’re imitating Jesus.  And remember, Jesus didn’t know how to drive either.
6.  It’s not a fish.  It’s an image of skid marks.  And notice that they change sides.
7.  Once you believe in miracles, it’s one short step to believing you can pilot a Hummer full of brats down the Interstate while listening to an iPod, drinking a Big Gulp and putting on makeup.
8.  Because the people with Darwin symbols on their cars can’t see through all the smoke without rolling down the windows and losing a good buzz.
9.  Four words:  Matthew, Mark, ‘Ludes, and John.
10.  Anyone who believes people can walk on water probably also believes they can drive on acid.