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1. He’s storing nuts for the winter. So far he has only collected Ron Paul.
2. They’re swollen from kissing so much conservative a**.
3. Because talking out both sides of his mouth at the same time hurts his jaw muscles.
4. Because “fat-jowled men make the rockin’ world go ’round.”
5. Because it’s his constitutionally mandated right. You know, kind of like Kalashnikovs for deer hunters.
6. Hey, SOME part of him has to grow when he lies. And we know what part of Bill Clinton grew….
7. Because he’s huffing, and puffing, and he’s gonna blow…
8. The better to eat his words with, my dear.
9. So he can hold long rambling speeches in his mouth.
10. To hide his fangs.
2. They’re swollen from kissing so much conservative a**.
3. Because talking out both sides of his mouth at the same time hurts his jaw muscles.
4. Because “fat-jowled men make the rockin’ world go ’round.”
5. Because it’s his constitutionally mandated right. You know, kind of like Kalashnikovs for deer hunters.
6. Hey, SOME part of him has to grow when he lies. And we know what part of Bill Clinton grew….
7. Because he’s huffing, and puffing, and he’s gonna blow…
8. The better to eat his words with, my dear.
9. So he can hold long rambling speeches in his mouth.
10. To hide his fangs.
