WTF? — Seen in Dallas

1. A sign that says “Slow Children” outside a Montessori school.
2. A sign on a store on Preston Rd. in Dallas called “Light Bulb Solutions” which not only is only half-lit at night, but says “Bulb On” (when half of them are NOT!)
4. Two stores in Dallas just off US-75: “The Casket Store” and “Boxes To Go”.
5. [...]

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The Pina Colitis Song

Recently on Yahoo Answers, someone asked if they could get a blue “handicapped” badge for their car if they were suffering from colitis.  For some reason, this struck me as petty, and I penned this song in response.  It goes to the tune of the “Pina Colada Song”.
If you think you have colitis
And you have [...]

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Superman – Superhero or Average Alien?

Another excellent question from Yahoo Answers.  My response: 

He came to earth illegally, and looking for a job saving humanity that could be done by an EARTH superhero who is now out of a job!!! I say deport him back to Krypton. 

Then again, look at the people who COULD save the world but don’t… maybe he’s [...]

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Weird storefront juxtapositions….

Hopefully pictures to come.  These are all real.
Location: Dallas, TX, US 75 just south of I-635.  A casket store right next to “Boxes toGo”.
Location: Dallas, TX, formerly near Keller Springs and Preston (both stores have moved).  A Planned Parenthood right next to a Thai restaurant called “Bangkok Inn”.
Location: Plano, TX — Plano Bird Hospital, right [...]

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