This page is devoted to that strange breed that don’t quite deserve the Darwin award, but appear to have been peeing in the gene pool.
February 17th, 2008
One of the Yahoo questioners asks: Help me translate from English to Spinach: “I want a knife”. My first thought is, hey buddy, of all people YOU don’t need a knife. At any rate, it occurs to me that it is useful to speak multiple languages. Some that I speak:
Anguish
Spinach
Fringe
Rushing (redundant with previous?)
Tagalong
Finish
Tie (these last two… or three? four? are pretty similar even though one is North European and the other is Asian)
C’mere!
Melee
Farce
Porch Geese
Geek
Shy Niece
Gay Lick
Nappy Hoe
Yeah…. we’d all be better off if the Shy Niece spoke Anguish, wouldn’t we? And what about all those Spinach people? I mean, the NERVE, walking around dressed like sailors and smoking corncob pipes! 
