Some of my favorite sayings and other observations. Something tells me I have lived in Texas too long…
”I’d treat that woman like a queen if she didn’t act like a princess.”
“If this ain’t the rodeo, what’s with the bull and all the clowns?”
“Love is a word. Marriage is a sentence.”
“Your girlfriend’s fetching. Mind if I throw her a frisbee?”
“I believe in starting each day by indulging yourself. So I indulged myself in a fetish. Soon, though, I discovered I was getting off on the wrong foot.”
